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|Quote 1:||(A) Why did you put your head in the oven? (B) Oh, I don't know... I'm having a bad day.|
|CalicoKat:||Thanks, valeriei. (Mon, Feb 29, 9:39am PST)|
|Quote 2:||You ain't my dad. You'll never be my dad.|
|Quote 3:||Who'd have thought there would be two bookkeepers in the family?|
|Quote 4:||(A) Hey, what are you anyway? (B) Artist. Is why I need artistic freedom.|
|Quote 5:||What business is it of yours, friendo?|
|Quote 6:||Alka Seltzer. Cured him with one belch. But it was the plop-plop, fizz-fizz that really dazzled them.|
|CalicoKat:||Thanks, Chris. (Mon, Feb 29, 9:30am PST)|
|>||the boys from Brazil|
|Quote 7:||Everyone drinks too much here. It helps.|
|>||the hunt for red october|
|Quote 8:||What I have to say to high school kids, they're not ready for.|
|CalicoKat:||Thanks, Chris. (Mon, Feb 29, 9:43am PST)|
|Quote 9:||A little wine's not gonna hurt me.|
|Quote 10:||Harry, we're alcoholics. We're generally satisfied just to hurt ourselves.|