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| Quote 1: | Are we selling face cream or staging a coup? | |
| > | must love dogs | |
| Quote 2: | Why don't you fuck off, Derek? | |
| Quote 3: | (A) My mom said she fell in love with you because of your guitar playing. That you sounded just like Elvis. (B) Well, what do you think? (A) I think she was tone deaf and you sound more like a wounded moose than the King. | |
| CalicoKat: | Thanks, doc. (Sun, Feb 28, 11:02am PST) | |
| Quote 4: | I had a straight flush! | |
| Quote 5: | Doorman! Doorman! Doorman! | |
| Quote 6: | Don't you want to haggle? | |
| Quote 7: | the pellet with the poison, is in the flagon with a dragoon... | |
| Quote 8: | a: Are you on any medication? b: Just some cream, I've got very aggresive athlete's foot.. | |
| Quote 9: | You know how people joke about being raised by wolves? Well, I was raised by construction workers. | |
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| Quote 10: | Don't call me stupid | |